{"id":51868,"date":"2022-07-14T07:07:41","date_gmt":"2022-07-14T10:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.vidriositalia.cl\/?p=51868"},"modified":"2022-07-14T07:07:41","modified_gmt":"2022-07-14T10:07:41","slug":"spongeboobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vidriositalia.cl\/?p=51868","title":{"rendered":"SPONGEBOOBS"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings<\/a>
But I’m only going to get this one chance (six minutes-, six minutes-)<\/a>
Something’s wrong, I can feel it (six minutes, Slim Shady, you’re on!)<\/a>
Just a feeling I’ve got, like something’s about to happen, but I don’t know what<\/a>
If that means what I think it means, we’re in trouble, big trouble<\/a>
And if he is as bananas as you say, I’m not taking any chances<\/a>
You are just what the doc ordered<\/a>
I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God<\/a>
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod<\/a>
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?<\/a>
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot<\/a>
But for me to rap like a computer, it must be in my genes<\/a>
I got a laptop in my back pocket<\/a>
My pen’ll go off when I half-cock it<\/a>
Got a fat knot from that rap profit<\/a>
Made a livin’ and a killin’ off it<\/a>
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office<\/a>
With Monica Lewinsky feelin’ on his nutsack<\/a>
I’m an MC still as honest<\/a>
But as rude and as indecent as all hell<\/a>
Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill ’em all with)<\/a>
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop<\/a>
You don’t really wanna get into a pissin’ match<\/a>
With this rappity brat, packin’ a MAC in the back of the Ac’<\/a>
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack<\/a>
And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I’m practicin’ that<\/a>
I’ll still be able to break a motherfuckin’ table<\/a>
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half<\/a>
Only realized it was ironic, I was signed to Aftermath after the fact<\/a>
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs<\/a>
Feel my wrath of attack<\/a>
Rappers are havin’ a rough time period, here’s a maxi pad<\/a>
It’s actually disastrously bad for the wack<\/a>
While I’m masterfully constructing this masterpi\u00e8ce<\/a>
Cause I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God<\/a>
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod<\/a>
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?<\/a>
Let me show you maintainin’ this shit ain’t that hard, that hard<\/a>
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like \u0399 have got<\/a>
Well, to be truthful the blueprint’s<\/a>
Simply rage and youthful exuberance<\/a>
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance<\/a>
Hit the Earth like an asteroid<\/a>
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (pew!)<\/a>
MCs get taken to school with this music<\/a>
Cause I use it as a vehicle to “bus the rhyme”<\/a>
Now I lead a new school full of students<\/a>
Me? I’m a product of Rakim<\/a>
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren<\/a>
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim<\/a>
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position<\/a>
To meet Run-D.M.C., induct them<\/a>
Into the motherfuckin’ Rock and Roll Hall of Fame<\/a>
Even though I’ll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames<\/a>
Only Hall of Fame I’ll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame<\/a>
On the wall of shame<\/a>
You fags think it’s all a game, ’til I walk a flock of flames<\/a>
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin’?<\/a>
Little gay-lookin’ boy<\/a>
So gay, I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin’ boy (ha-ha!)<\/a>
You’re witnessin’ a mass-occur<\/a>
Like you’re watching a church gathering take place, lookin’ boy<\/a>
“Oy vey, that boy’s gay!”, that’s all they say, lookin’ boy<\/a>
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back<\/a>
And a “way to go” from your label every day, lookin’ boy<\/a>
Hey, lookin’ boy! What you say, lookin’ boy?<\/a>
I get a “hell yeah” from Dre, lookin’ boy<\/a>
I’ma work for everything I have, never asked nobody for shit<\/a>
Get outta my face, lookin’ boy!<\/a>
Basically, boy, you’re never gonna be capable<\/a>
Of keepin’ up with the same pace, lookin’ boy, ’cause-<\/a>
I’m beginnin’ to feel like a Rap God, Rap God<\/a>
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod<\/a>
The way I’m racin’ around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR<\/a>
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God<\/a>
Kneel before General Zod<\/a>
This planet’s Krypton-, no, Asgard, Asgard<\/a>
So you’ll be Thor and I’ll be Odin<\/a>
You rodent, I’m omnipotent<\/a>
Let off, then I’m reloadin’<\/a>
Immediately with these bombs I’m totin’<\/a>
And I should not be woken<\/a>
I’m the walkin’ dead, but I’m just a talkin’ head, a zombie floatin’<\/a>
But I got your mom deep-throatin’<\/a>
I’m out my Ramen Noodle<\/a>
We have nothin’ in common, poodle<\/a>
I’m a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil<\/a>
It’s me, my honesty’s brutal<\/a>
But it’s honestly futile if I don’t utilize what I do though<\/a>
For good at least once in a while<\/a>
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes<\/a>
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times<\/a>
But I gotta keep a few punchlines<\/a>
Just in case ’cause even you unsigned<\/a>
Rappers are hungry lookin’ at me like it’s lunchtime<\/a>
I know there was a time where once I<\/a>
Was king of the underground<\/a>
But I still rap like I’m on my Pharoahe Monch grind<\/a>
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine<\/a>
Appeal with the skin color of mine<\/a>
You get too big and here they come tryin’<\/a>
To censor you like that one line<\/a>
I said on “I’m Back” from The Mathers LP 1 when I<\/a>
Tried to say I’ll take seven kids from Columbine<\/a>
Put ’em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a .9<\/a>
See if I get away with it now that I ain’t as big as I was, but I’m<\/a>
Morphin’ into an immortal, comin’ through the portal<\/a>
You’re stuck in a time warp from 2004 though<\/a>
And I don’t know what the fuck that you rhyme for<\/a>
You’re pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin’ cornrows<\/a>
You write normal? Fuck being normal!<\/a>
And I just bought a new raygun from the future<\/a>
Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J mad<\/a>
Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather’s pad<\/a>
Singin’ to a man while he played piano<\/a>
Man, oh man, that was a 24-7 special on the cable channel<\/a>
So Ray J went straight to the radio station<\/a>
The very next day, “Hey Fab, I’ma kill you!”<\/a>
Lyrics comin’ at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)<\/a>
Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin’ I’m a human<\/a>
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m superhuman?<\/a>
Innovative and I’m made of rubber so that anything<\/a>
You say is ricochetin’ off of me, and it’ll glue to you and<\/a>
I’m devastating, more than ever demonstrating<\/a>
How to give a motherfuckin’ audience a feeling like it’s levitating<\/a>
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting<\/a>
For the day that they can say I fell off, they’ll be celebrating<\/a>
Cause I know the way to get ’em motivated<\/a>
I make elevating music, you make elevator music<\/a>
“Oh, he’s too mainstream”<\/a>
Well, that’s what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it<\/a>
“It’s not hip-hop, it’s pop, ” ’cause I found a hella way to fuse it<\/a>
With rock, shock rap with Doc<\/a>
Throw on “Lose Yourself” and make ’em lose it<\/a>
I don’t know how to make songs like that<\/a>
I don’t know what words to use<\/a>
Let me know when it occurs to you<\/a>
While I’m rippin’ any one of these verses that versus you<\/a>
It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin’ you<\/a>
How many verses I gotta murder to<\/a>
Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you could sacrifice virgins too?<\/a>
Ugh, school flunky, pill junkie<\/a>
But look at the accolades these skills brung me<\/a>
Full of myself, but still hungry<\/a>
I bully myself ’cause I make me do what I put my mind to<\/a>
And I’m a million leagues above you<\/a>
Ill when I speak in tongues, but it’s still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you<\/a>
I’m drunk, so, Satan, take the fucking wheel<\/a>
I’ma sleep in the front seat<\/a>
Bumpin’ Heavy D and the Boyz, still “Chunky but Funky”<\/a>
But in my head, there’s something I can feel tugging and struggling<\/a>
Angels fight with devils and here’s what they want from me<\/a>
They’re askin’ me to eliminate some of the women hate<\/a>
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred<\/a>
I have, then you may be a little patient<\/a>
And more sympathetic to the situation<\/a>
And understand the discrimination<\/a>
But fuck it, life’s handin’ you lemons? Make lemonade then!<\/a>
But if I can’t batter the women<\/a>
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?<\/a>
Don’t mistake him for Satan; it’s a fatal mistake<\/a>
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation<\/a>
To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face and<\/a>
Don’t be a retard, be a king? Think not<\/a>
Why be a king when you can be a god?<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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